After church, I asked Cinco what he learned in class today. He said, “About Jesus.” BJ Dude quickly chimed in…”We learned about Jesus bathtism.” 5/2/04
Tag: malapropisms
Blast Tarts
The other day, Paul bought Pop tarts at Costco. I was in working on the computer when Cinco straggled in and started asking me for “Blast Tarts” for breakfast. It took me a minute to realize he wanted Pop Tarts. The new word of the day is “Blast Tarts!” 12/8/03
Heirlooms and Harems
Mr. Perfect (Malaprop Man) was in Wal-Mart with Sam getting some stuff. They saw one of MP’s employees with bunch of girls around him. MP/MM said to Sam, “looks like he’s got his heirloom.”
Sam said, “Well, dad, if you’re referring to the girls, you probably mean a HAREM!”
When Sam told us the story the other night, MP/MM said, “See Blondie didn’t notice anything.” She is definitely her Dad’s girl!! 4/9/07
