The reason for sharing our Malapropisms is simple. There are a few people at my house that are fluent in them. They have a knack for coming up with a whole different word than what is meant. Among the leaders is Mr. Perfect, the Counter top Man, Malaprop Man. He’s good at it, too. His daughter, Blondie, ranks a close second. However, there are others who join in the ranks. I’m sure I’ve done it a time or two myself, but Mr. Perfect has it down to a science. Thus, I will share with you our best Malapropisms over the years along with the date I originally wrote them. Prepare yourself for a new vocabulary.
I guess I should start with the first malapropism I ever heard from him. MP was serving an LDS Church Mission in Germany. He had sent home a birthday card to my little sister telling her she was a “cute and a sweat girl.”
We’ve gotten a lot of mileage out of that over the years. Every once in a while, he wraps me in his arms and says, “I love you, sweatheart.” Yep, he’s a romantic! And he’s funny. And he’s mine!
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