Studed Lakers & Sweathearts

Okay, since Paul has vacated the room, I’ll tell you the funny story.  Last Monday I read the letter he wrote to Sam (on his mission) before I sent it out.  He was telling Sam that the Lakers beat San Antonio 4 games to 2.  Then he wrote and I quote, “Studid Lakers, Studid Lakers, Studid Lakers, Studid……..”  Well, being the smart aleck that I am, I called MP up and said, “What did you tell Sam about the Lakers in your letter?”

“I told him that they were STUPID!”

“How do you spell ‘stupid’?”

“S-t-u-p-i-d.”

“Oh, well, in your letter you wrote ‘studed Lakers, studed Lakers, studed Lakers, studed…’ (That’s how I pronounced it.)  I wasn’t sure if you meant they were a ‘star studed’ team or if they really were ‘stupid.'”  MP made some comment about me being mean about his spelling, then said, “I even read the letter to BJ Dude and didn’t catch that.”


I’m sorry, but I was really laughing now!!  When I said goodbye to MP, he replied, “goodbye SWEATheart.”  Which is the other major spelling error he has been razzed about for years now.  When he was on his mission, he sent a birthday card to my little sister which said, “you are a cute and a sweat girl.”  At least he has a great sense of humor.
The other day while I was doing dishes, MP– out of the blue– said, “stoodid Lakers, stoodid Lakers, stoodid Lakers.”  No matter how you say it, “studed, stoodid, or stupid” it all adds up to Lakers!!!  5/24/04 

Heirlooms and Harems

Mr. Perfect (Malaprop Man) was in Wal-Mart with Sam getting some stuff.  They saw one of MP’s employees with bunch of girls around him.  MP/MM said to Sam, “looks like he’s got his heirloom.”

Sam said, “Well, dad, if you’re referring to the girls, you probably mean a HAREM!”

When Sam told us the story the other night, MP/MM said, “See Blondie didn’t notice anything.”  She is definitely her Dad’s girl!! 4/9/07

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